if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.
"Haha! Americans don’t have free healthcare!"
Yeah it’s actually a serious problem people are literally dying can this stop being a silly nationalistic insult?
primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back
i just really hope all of you find someone who is really cool that you can love and have sex with and all that shit but you can also talk politics and about evolution. someone you don’t cling to at parties but you nonchalantly grab their ass when you walk by them in the crowd and someone you reach for at 2am in between dreams to cuddle.
me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?
Pros of dating me
- i’m rly soft and squishy
- i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
- i’m good at compliments
- you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names
Cons of dating me
- zero i am a goddess
get to know the blogger with personality tests results, or for your own reference. (take the tests and reblog with your results bolded)
Materialist | Offbeat | Thinking | Intimate | Vital Spartan | Conventional | Emotional | Withholding | Depressive
social | reserved | limbic | calm | organized | unstructured | accommodating | egocentric | non-curious | inquisitive
realistic | investigative | artistic | social | entrepreneurial | conventional
Narcissism | Unconventionality | Empiricism | Vitality | Othercentricism | Independence | Integrity | Intellect | Stoicism | Orderliness | Hedonism | Dynamism | Activity | Romanticism
type 1 | type 2 | type 3 | type 4 | type 5| type 6 | type 7 | type 8 | type 9
enfp | enfj | entp | entj | estj | esfj | estp | esfp | infp | infj | intp | intj | istj | isfj | istp | isfp
lawful good | neutral good | chaotic good | true neutral | lawful neutral | chaotic neutral | lawful evil | neutral evil | chaotic evil
melancholic | phlegmatic | choleric | sanguine
ROSENBERG SELF-ESTEEM SCALE
1 - 3 | 4 - 6 | 7 - 9 | 10 - 12 | 13-15 | 16 -18 | 19 -21 | 22 - 24 | 25 - 27 | 28 - 30