they should get barbra streisand to be in glee but not play herself she should play like a bad streisand impersonator they hire for rachel’s birthday and rachel spends the whole time going ‘omg she doesn’t even look like her’
imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."
meeting someone with the same music taste is seriously the best thing ever
do you ever just want to hold someone in your arms for about 37 years
quick reminder that i am cool and beautiful
ok keep scrolling
i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”
truth or dare more like perform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
if artistic people are forced to take years of math and science then why don’t sciencey people have to take art and music classes
I don’t care HOW good your 2K is if you’re not pulling on the water
do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing